Micros
by $quib
“I DOWNLOADED THIS ON MY PHONE AND LISTENED TO IT ON MY WAY BACK FROM UBEREATING, AND A BONUS TRACK I DIDN'T KNOW WAS THERE STARTED PLAYING AS I PULLED UP TO MY BUILDING, SO I STAYED IN MY CAR TO LISTEN. SOON AFTER, A CAR SCURRYING DOWN THE STREET SWERVED A BIT AND ALMOST HIT MY SIDE OF THE CAR BY A HORRIFYINGLY NARROW MARGIN. MY BODY WOULDV'E BEEN HIT BY A SPEEDING CAR IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE PUISSANCE OF $QUIB.”
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