“Hey, did you guys get this come through by fax today too?
"Dear CloudCore user,
You been found to have flagrantly indulged in unauthorized 'sh*tposting in the comments'.
CloudCore's meticulously engineered infrastructure of sophisticated algorithms are designed to detect and neutralize such transgressions.
Failure to take immediate action will result in the termination of your Club Penguin account and the seizure of all collectables therein.
CloudCore Compliance Department"