I am having a 'MIDLIFE CRISIS' and I've been doing a lot of soul searching. I have contemplated exploring my 'INNER LESBIAN' and "INNER WITCH" - dance naked under the light of the full moon and swear off men. But then again, I think I just like being a TWISTED FREAK because it makes mainstream society VERY NERVOUS (and I can still be a lesbian witch that worships ginger tabby cats.)
I am openl...