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My purpose in life is to put other people's neuroses into perspective.
Please, please, do NOT throw things at me, give me virtual gifts, try to make me a werewolf, vampire, or Mafioso, or invite me to events or groups unless you REALLY KNOW I'd be interested. I'm on Facebook so I can get people's contact info when necessary, not to be randomly poked. That's what instant messaging is for.