I'm Alex. I'll break your heart, burn your bridges, pillage your town and take your women. I've also been known to steal your job and h4ck ur 1nt3rw3bz, all while being the lockness-chupacabra.
Friends call me Sparky. Over time this has evolved into Sparquis. My hobbies include Reality Engineering, weaving energy of the universe into forces that bend it to my will, karma polluting, "gluing s...
