"Instead of putting a quarter under a kid's pillow, how about a pinecone? That way, he learns that 'wishing' isn't going to save our national forests." -J. Handey
My dream is to play in a Hawkwind tribute band and to brew hootch from rutabagas. I have another dream, too, about being held captive by the disembodied ghost head of Al Davis, who is forcing me to work in a salmon canning plant. Dw...
