Imagine you're driving from Arizona to California. You get stopped by agriculture inspection and luckily you have nothing illegal in your car. You drive off with a grin on your face because you know that you have won today. You keep your windows rolled down and turn on the radio. Your radio malfunctions and you're only left with this album that you accidentally downloaded on Bandcamp. You let out a deep sigh and press play. Next thing you know, you have turned into a Derek Jeter bobblehead.