As a former member of the Groove Machine (or maybe I'm currently estranged?) I hereby affirm that this collection of funky ballads from across the multiverese wholeheartedly exceeds funkspeculations and funkspectations along every possible axis! DRINK RED DOG This album is a vital tool in the valiant war against Sauron and should be deployed liberally across the multiverese for maximum effect. Share this with every being you know! And remember: Every day is better when you end it with a Red Dog.