-The Ballad of Kyle Armstrong-
------By Tyson Banks------
There once was a man,
__Kyle Armstrong his name,
Who lived in J. Alvin
__and aspired to fame.
He had a cool mohawk,
__the envy of all,
Every day he would fix it
__and make it stand tall,
But one day he ran out
__of his marvelous glue,
Standing there in the bathroom,
__no idea what to do.
So he summoned his will power ...
