This shit is so heavy it will herniate your spinal disks.
I've got a band new never played copy of the vinyl sitting in my garage, including the coveted CD-R from the band. Number 150 of 300. First person who shows up at my front door in Silicon Valley takes it, for the nominal fee of a $25 (or more) contribution to the left wing bleeding heart charity of your choice. Contact me at email@example.com.