I am: A reader. A geek. Mildly Obsessive-Compulsive. The sort of person who takes a joke too far, too often, for his own good. A hockey player who can't skate. A software engineer who doesn't particularly like Star Trek. A music lover who is equally at ease singing along with Tori Amos or Eminem. A dabbler in four languages, but master of none. Appreciative of the arts, in an "I know w...