The day I discovered Rusty Cage music is a godsend. I remember that day clearly: I was struggling one morning moving my bowels and passing the time on this here cellphone while perched on the throne when I came across this gem titled, "Everyone I Don't Like is Literally Hitler." It had me laughing so hard, I spontaneously evacuated everything in my body up to my duodenum. Thankfully the timing of my discovery of Rusty was so perfect, otherwise I'd have wrecked my new carpet and gotten in trouble with my landlord.