I don’t care about my Bandcamp bio, so how could I expect you to? That would be lunacy, and you’re nice, and nice people don’t deserve lunacy.
Do you remember the guy who told you that nice people deserve lunacy? Well, sometimes lies are told by some guy who is a buttface. Yes sir. He was a buttface then, and may very well be a buttface now.
You deserve better.
Welcome to Bandcamp.