My Ass Is A Dumptruck (My Thighs Are Also Dumptrucks)
by The Narcissist Cookbook
The single greatest piece of music ever created. Great works such as Tchaikovsky's '1812 Overture' , Queen's 'Bohemian Rhapsody' or Rascal Flatts' 'Life is a Highway' are but steps on the road to the musical apotheosis that is this song.
