I am not a psychopath. I am a high-functioning sociopath. There is a difference.
I am the most unpleasant, rude, ignorant, and all-around obnoxious ass that anyone could possibly have the misfortune to meet. I am dismissive of the virtuous, unaware of the beautiful, and uncomprehending in the face of the happy.
I am a ridiculous man, redeemed only by the warmth and constancy of your friendsh...