Of all the old school death metal revivalism going on in recent years, this is the best to come out of it. Creative, humorous and all around well made, it is a hidden gem of the underground.

Hello Phalloplasty fans, I'm Slamophiliac, his best friend. I remember when he told me he was going to re-record his award winning debut album and I told him good cause that album sounded like like a man being drowned by a secret service agent because he knew too much. When he sent me the test mixes I knew that this was going to be the single greatest thing ever recorded, and then it wasn't, Myconith exists. Bush worked at 7/11 and this is how you call Batman 8------D~~~~~BREE BREE~~~~~

Some things are too good to be true. Some things are so good they half to be true for this universe to be just. This is one of those things.