"I'm the duke of nothing, I'm the sultan of sans
The, the king of diddly, I'm the shell of man
I'm the emperor of zip, the leader of naught
I'm the God of zilch, a vacuum of thought
The jack of fuck all, the master of none
The champion of nada, a neglectable sum
I'm yesterday's news, tomorrow's chip paper
I'm in between jobs, and I will be later"