This was one of the first Dino DiMuro tracks I heard, and it grabbed me immediately. DDM's style involves edgy music that can include unusual rhythms and chord changes. But THIS track is both fascinating and accessible from start to finish. Maintaining a steady beat, the music builds nicely and evolves seamlessly through multiple transitions over 5+ minutes. And when it's done, you'll wish it continued on for 5 more minutes. Just an awesome tour de force of guitar in that unique DDM style.

World premiere 26 November 2023 on the Indie Music Hunt, where this song won both a Golden Funkbeard and a Gold Disco Chicken. Both IMH and GF are referenced in the lyrics, so it's obviously funkbait. But the absurd story told here actually happened and... dang... it's REAL FUNK!