1. Never trust a cop in a rain coat.
2. Beware of enthusiasm and of love, each is temporary and quick to sway.
3. When asked if you care about the world's problems, look deep into the eyes of he who asks; he will not ask you again.
4. Never give your real name.
5. If ever told to look at yourself, never look.
6. Never say or do anything that the person standing in front of you cannot unde...
