Can’t grow a moustache? Does every attempt look like a 12 year old who’s been sucking on a jar of Nutella?
Then head down to Uncle Joe’s facial hair transplant clinic for a free consultation.
Here at Uncle Joe’s we’ll remove a strip of hair from the top of your head and gorilla glue it directly onto your face.
(No refunds, no guarantees, any bad reviews I’ll send you to the fucking Gulags!)
