Perfect for agoraphobics and shut-ins, SW takes the listener on a cross-country musical journey. My favorite track is TN, both because I reside in said state and I also suffered from the described medical emergency. It could be the Bud Lights talking, but I’m pretty confident that SW gave me the woke mind virus, and I’ve never felt better. IRL travel can be stressful, so why not just stay home and cram several hot loads of the Shlong into your frickin earholes? Namaste, goddamit.

Arriving too late to effect the election results, SW’s latest release nevertheless celebrates the franchise and honors the vision of our founding fathers to enshrine representative democracy in our constitution and stuff. As admirable is the truly stunning commitment to ringtones on display here.

True patriotism from the favorite band of Tennessee Governor Bill “Spaceman” Lee.

This “book” was really an album of songs that you can listen to, so more like an audiobook. For Xmas 2021 this troubled world received this present. If King Missile, Sebadoh and Ween made a musical baby, that baby would have a big-assed Shlong Weaner. The descriptions of retail stores and geometric shapes are completely realistic, and the guest vocals by a certain speedy spiny mammal are icing on the cake. I’m putting this release on my end of year top ten list of things made in Beaverton,

I been into these dudes since November 2020. They be laying down the sweet Pandy jams. When they whip it out all is revealed. I played it for my neighbor and he started acting all funny. Pretty sure you can get the kids to go to school without vaccinations if you play the record over the intercom. Yeah that’s what is up. Howard Schultz is a fan, I heard. You wanted the best, you got the best. The hottest band in the world. Don’t be fooled by the Safeway imagery, this band is dangerous as hec

I’m not sure exactly what bad parenting choices led to this, but here we are.
The sophomore EP from the mysterious Chedda Cheeze builds on the momentum of his (or her, mustn’t be sexist) earlier release, the confusingly titled Precedented.
With influences as diverse as Tool and CW McCall, this EP has something to offer everyone, as long as everyone likes Tool and CW McCall.
A rare ray of welcome sunshine in the Covid era, this record is sure to set the fingers snapping and toes a tappin

He used to cut my grass, he was a very nice boy!