It was a dark and stormy night... well, it wasn't that stormy, more like windy... um... just a bit windy, er... let's settle for a slight breeze. Argh! Screw this! It was a lull, okay? But it was rather dark! Well, not so dark. Maybe a bit gloomy, or... Alright, alright, I concede it! It was a bright and sunny day when I was born, but I still love everything that's dark, spooky and a bit absurd.
