My life story
1). I was born
2). Got kidnapped
3). Nearly died(pierced brain stem 1/16" aluminum pipe into mouth and through throat)
4). Nearly died(severe dehydration/vitamin deficiency due to vaccine
resistant influenza)
5). Nearly died (received four concussions while deflecting 4-man armed assault in my kitchen; loaded sucker punch {Iron bar in hand, 6' tall at least 3...
