I found this in the woods and took it home with me and now I'm being stalked day and night by a a weird-looking dog and the sound of children singing in a language no one understands any more
life hack: try breaking all the bones in your body then starting a fight with the toughest asshole you can find, so everyone will know you are not to be fucked with
"everyone is rolling down a hill" or "the journey to the center of some arcane mystery and the engtanglements of the vines and veins of the cosmic and unwieldy miliue encountered in the midst of that endeavor"
