Author, poet, artist, would-be rock legend, 12th Dan Master of Dimac, Imagineer, Caretaker of the garden of Unearthly Delights and Baker of the Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse. And soon to be Supreme Ruler of Everything.
Is Luke Skywalker's real father.
Can touch MC Hammer.
Does not sleep, i wait.
Once killed two stones with one bird.
Puts the fun in funeral.
Invented water....
