We urge all parents to exercise caution and consider banning this music from their households. BAR73K's work is a disconcerting symphony that promotes a culture of rebellion and nihilism, leading our children down a perilous path!

Listening to these enchanting musings on the majesty of trees has led me to join a commune. As my body hair continues to grow, I was voted king among the woodland critters. Now, I rule my backyard from amidst a gathering of trees, and it is good.

Better than Abruptum

ATTENTION PARENTS! Athenas Ignoramus, with their blasphemous lyrics and wicked beats, lure our innocent children into a world of debauchery and darkness. This music, a tool of the Devil himself, entices our young ones to defy the Word of the Lord, embracing wickedness, devil worship, and godlessness! WHEN WILL IT END!?

"The Kindly View" is like Terry Riley took a detour to the mystical East, and boy, did he find some hidden gems. Those two sprawling ambient tracks are like a sonic opium trip to far-off lands. If you're tired of the same old musical humdrum and yearn for a soundtrack to your exotic daydreams, this one's your golden ticket. It's as essential to your modern exotica collection as a piña colada on a tropical beach.

Nigel's exotica album is a must-listen for anyone seeking a modern classic of exotica music. His mastery of congas, vibes, marimba, gong, wood block, piano, organ, and strings creates paradise on each track. From start to finish, this record is an invitation to a tropical oasis and a world of exotic bliss.

This compilation is a vile creation that threatens your very soul. This sinister "music" masquerades as art but is a cacophony of chaos, tempting us from the righteous path. It whispers dark secrets, corrupting minds and leading souls astray. Let us not be lured by the promises of novelty and experimentation. Instead, let us cling to the tried and true, to the melodies of Michael Bolton that have carried us through the ages, praising the Almighty with reverence and devotion.

The machines have taken over and are creating a soundtrack to their own destruction!!! What's left of you is trapped in a post-apocalyptic nightmare trading bundles of teeth for dog food. This album is clearly a menace to society and should not be listened to!