I'm a Rube Goldberg machine. I am an overly complex piece of highly technical and precision made parts that for all it's over engineering performs simple tasks.
A true blue dork/geek/nerd who likes to ride my pet T-Rex to work nude while commanding an army of sharks with lasers to clear the highway. Odds are I am way too awesome to be understood by mere mortals, so they hide in fear of implo...
